truth.

yes. the most amazing thing ever done on snl. poehler does the palin rap while palin grooves along.

tobes does sarah palin

here it is, motherfuckers

I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE

i am drunk, back at home, and watching my favorite show, real time with bill maher
tim kaine, the democratic governor of virginia is the live video feed guest, and damn, is he ever a good guest
new rule: stop saying we can't impeach george bush, we still have two months!
and plenty others
"i think democrats underestimate her at their peril"
that shit was said by a wise npr commentator, who also happens to be a black woman (michel martin) on the show about SARAH PALIN
BE VERY AWARE, SARAH PALIN IS DANGEROUS EVEN THOUGH I LOVE HER
i am disgusted that mccain is taking almost half the country in these polls
WAKE UP!
i want you to get up now!
I'M as MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE this ANYMORE!

network is one of my favorite movies. watch it.

a heartfelt tribute

See more Gina Gershon videos at Funny or Die

hell yes! gina gershon, star of such classic cinema as my favorite mess of a movie, SHOWGIRLS!!! and also the sexy hasidic jewish washerwoman on curb your enthusiasm takes on the role of a lifetime, SARAH PALIN!

a woman(?) after my own heart

palin opinions are the theme for the day. i'll have you all know that i put the palin newsweek cover in one of the nine windows on my front door, adding my hot and messy love to the following:
the best cover us weekly has ever done about britney spears

the stolen dvd insert from casino, a true american masterpiecesome sandman postcards, most of which are part of the big collage. o, you don't know from the big collage? almost my entire house is covered with it. here's part of one wall:

back to the door.

this lovely watercolor is punctuated by the text at the bottom: "Sorry for not having written you for such a long time. Stay metal!"

an important question to ask yourself.

so finally, here's the newsweek cover!

bitchezzzz

matt damon dumps on palin

the man is correct. sarah i love you but i'd love you more if you got in a snowmobiling accident and lost all motor function!
by the way i'm auditioning for brundibar, the operetta, at dutchess tonight. wish me a broken leg.

nightmares!

i had a dream last night that sarah palin declined the nightmare.
fuck that, it was a nightmare!
i also got pretty wastey and saw broken social scene perform outside the ta's at vassar
they have the dumbest name of any band ever but it was still fun
then there was a huge th party and that was fun. unfortunately i lost my phone, but it was fun to see everyone after summer

the most amazing woman in america

ok, by popular request, here it is

my big gay crush of the week is none other than exquisite vice-presidential nominee, sarah palin!
this hot mess is pretty much the nail in the coffin for good old mccain (like he needs any help that coffin is ready at all times to accept him) and these are the reasons i love her:
bitch looks just like andrea zuckerman, i just want to see her throw herself at jason priestley and his hot beard
she has a little baby with down syndrome (trig) who no one had seen pictures of until she and he were photographed for no less than FOUR celebrity weekly covers this week
everyone thought this baby was actually born to her 17 year old daughter, bristol, until they went public this week with the fact that brissy is pregnant NOW, knocked up by a cute redneck hockey player from her high school. supposedly the kids are to be wed. palin is adamantly against sex education in schools. oops!
she used to be involved with the alaskan independent party, one of the major tenets of which is that alaska should be allowed to secede from the union!
she has zero foreign policy experience and has been to a grand total of three foreign countries
she loves the outdoors because it provides her with her favorite hobbies: hunting, fishing, and snowmobiling
she was mayor of a town with less than 9,000 people before becoming governor of one of the least populated states in the union. she's been governor for a year and a half (and obama is inexperienced?)
it's so charming how all the republican talking heads have established these double standards for her
i must take a shower and shit but you know i will update this shit later
unqualified and out of control! sarah palin, you girl gone wild (and andrea zuckerman clone), you are my big gay crush of the week!

(funny poster stolen with love from perez)

this came to me from moveon.org today.

"Who is Sarah Palin? Here's some basic background:

She was elected Alaska's governor a little over a year and a half ago. Her previous office was mayor of Wasilla, a small town outside Anchorage. She has no foreign policy experience.1
Palin is strongly anti-choice, opposing abortion even in the case of rape or incest.2
She supported right-wing extremist Pat Buchanan for president in 2000. 3
Palin thinks creationism should be taught in public schools.4
She's doesn't think humans are the cause of climate change.5
She's solidly in line with John McCain's "Big Oil first" energy policy. She's pushed hard for more oil drilling and says renewables won't be ready for years. She also sued the Bush administration for listing polar bears as an endangered species—she was worried it would interfere with more oil drilling in Alaska.6
How closely did John McCain vet this choice? He met Sarah Palin once at a meeting. They spoke a second time, last Sunday, when he called her about being vice-president. Then he offered her the position.7"

the choice is offensive to thinking americans and a transparent play for hillary supporters. there was seriously not a more qualified woman he could find? what a dumbass. he'd die in office and this bitch (and he says obama is inexperienced?) would become president. are you kidding me? plus:
DO YOU REALLY WANT THE OLDEST KID AT WEST BEVERLY HIGH IN THE WHITE HOUSE???

in other, better news, the democratic national convention was great, moved me to tears occasionally because i'm a fucking sucker. i was nationalistic orgasming when michelle obama spoke (i fucking love her), obama's little girls are so damn cute (it's going to be rough on them to grow up in today's media culture) and his speech was freaking great. i'm very excited for november.