heroing

i just talked about the longevity of my bong earlier tonight without knocking on wood, citing my carpet as the reason
i just reached for my water glass and knocked the bong upside down against the table and futon
the same part as the last roor broke
it broke a little piece of my heart
the pieces of my heart group started my awareness, but things that happen to you and that you do really do take away a piece of you
i will never be as full as i once was
i have been assaultingly nostalgic for a certain time in my life
blogging high and late is never a good idea.
i will leave you with something relevant to what this blog is supposed to be
i had a dream last night that i was a HERO! the problem is when i can do cool things in dreams they only work part of the time. my power was that i could fuck with machines. not like micah sanders, he can talk to machines, but i could fuck them up, like make them not work, by making a fist really hard and fast and focusing
i was also pursuing stephen colbert, who had been my high school teacher, and i wanted to bone him, clearly
it was interesting.

the most interesting show ever

there's a tv show on right now (it doesn't matter because it's two and a half men time and that is a sacred covenant between me and my bong) but this show is called... get ready for this:
THINGS REMOVED FROM BODY
!!!
this is on tlc, and the description of this show, which apparently is something more than a one shot, is: "Bikers impaled; woman speared by marlin."
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
wow!
now i'm going to keep downloading the newest heroes. and apparently there are two episodes in the first season i never saw! o joy, o bliss!
i introduced sam to the show, and he loved it, especially, as i predicted, the illustrious hiro nakamura!

more coming later

CONSUMED BY HEROES

sorry i haven't been blogging much, i've been watching the whole first season of heroes, and number two is on the way. it's the best thing i've ever seen and i'm in love with peter petrelli (milo ventimiglia, who is beautiful and and has the all important lanky dark hair and sideways smile). i need to return to it now bye.