the most interesting show ever

there's a tv show on right now (it doesn't matter because it's two and a half men time and that is a sacred covenant between me and my bong) but this show is called... get ready for this:
THINGS REMOVED FROM BODY
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this is on tlc, and the description of this show, which apparently is something more than a one shot, is: "Bikers impaled; woman speared by marlin."
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
wow!
now i'm going to keep downloading the newest heroes. and apparently there are two episodes in the first season i never saw! o joy, o bliss!
i introduced sam to the show, and he loved it, especially, as i predicted, the illustrious hiro nakamura!

more coming later

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this is pretty fucking good. it also made me happy because i was watching two and a half men and when charlie showed up at paris' party i had twice the fun of the least talented sheen.