MY BIG GAY CRUSH OF THE DAY

nastia liukin!

she is currently in second place in the all-around women's gymnastics final, and she's got hips and boobs under her shiny pink leotard!

she also has that undeniably ugly yet oh so attractive hipster-bump with her bangs (i mean so does sean johnson but she's one stocky little thing)

o wow these gals just won first and second place, nastia in first obviously, only gold caliber bitches for me

fuck that, platinum!

her performance in the final floor challenge was beautiful, i pity anyone

anyway she just sent out her first text message from china, apparently, clearly to me

her parents were Soviet champion gymnasts so she's the product of eugenics

we can roleplay wwII scenarios in the bedroom

these posts are just getting worse and worse aren't they

anyway, anastasia liukin, you can text me anytime, because you're MY BIG GAY CRUSH OF THE DAY!

serial killers out for the phelps!

ok, when you go to michael phelps wikipedia page, this is what happens:

for the record, the top part reads "This is the Zodiac speaking. Do you think you cowards can run from me? No you cannot for I am above mortal things."

now it's fixed but man it was creepy

i realize now it was probably some weirdo who likes serial killer shit (not like natural born killers or oz or anything, right?) but my friends and i just smoked a cross joint, which i constructed using two joints, cutting semicircles out of their middles and nestling them into each other at the center, then wrapping the center with a couple of strips of the glue on rolling papers. anyway said cross joint totally worked and totally convinced me that the zodiac killer was on wikipedia!

now we're watching gymnastics on the olympics, the little chinese girl with no chin scored wayyy too high after fucking up on the beam

and bela carollo or whoever is covering the olympics with bob costas (my friend says he used to coach the us women's team) just said "you go girlfriend" in this fabulous accent to the american girl with the hipster bump in the front of her hair

man the olympics are fuN!