QUITE A NIGHT & nick and nora's infinite hipster douchiness

we saw quite a few previews tonight before pineapple express
watchmen was not one of them, to the great disappoinment of the fanboy/girls among us
one, however, left all of us feeling hipster-raped
"nick and nora's infinite playlist"

first off, i hate kat dennings
she's one of those actresses whose career i should be having
if you have met me you may understand, but i want to do her gothy angst thing onscreen before i get too old
and then, the music, the michael cera, the car
at the beginning of the trailer i said "is this a sequel to juno?"
and upon learning the title, one of my friends said "they may as well have called it 'our iphone 3gs'"
that was funny
it was funnier because my friend and i smoked a joint in the bathroom at the regal cinemas before the film, and when the security dude came through the theatre with his extendable red lightsaber thingy (there's a similar mechanism in my dad's basement, where i am broadcasting from if you hadn't gotten that yet) we were both terrified.
he just told some bitches to turn their phones off
and some dumb teenager brought her baby to the theatre, and you better believe it was old enough to cry, but when it stopped crying it started quoting the movie!
all the teenagers with the teen mom (there were like six) were having full blown conversations til my big latina friend was like "shut the fuck up!"
it was pretty funny, that was when the baby stopped crying
but yeah, the baby started repeating things from the movie, and the teenybopper squad started laughing! that kid is going to be like "fuck the police, i'm gonna tear that ass up" next time teenmom sees her parents and they're not going to be pleased.
then after the movie this crazy cool black lady followed us telling us about crooked cops and how that was the funniest movie she'd ever seen.
she also talked a lot about how lesbians wanted her ass and how she loved the d.
i said "don't we all"
we laughed a ton with her, and when we finally got out of the mall (it wasn't looking good there for a minute) she said we should all get together and laugh again, and who should we see, but the teenmom and her bitches! we laughed at them, and then continued home, in one of my friends terrifyingly huge truck
some teeny car stopped in the road in front of us and i was sure the truck was going to eat the little car
one of my friends screamed, it felt like we were in... a stoner action film!
see pineapple express, even funnier the second time!
anyway it was quite a night, that's for sure.

pineapple express on reelcomedy on comedy central

this is worth watching. i'm trying to find it online, hopefully i'll have it for ya for tomorrow when two titans of fabulous womanhood interface. yes. my friend morgan is finally coming down to meet my friend natalie! yay.

WE SAW IT

and it fucking pwned.
i wish we hadn't missed the first five minutes but we had a duty to perform
in seth rogen's words from the daily show last night, you won't wish you were "less high" when you see this friendly and fun stoner comedy that turns out to have a bodycount of certainly more than 20, though it is considerably less raunchy than most of the apatovian arsenal. by the way i'm the person in the front row who laughs hysterically at every body that gets blown away, and sometimes the people i'm with feel embarassed. and scared. who cares! rogen and franco charmed the pants off my friends and i (good thing we had the row to ourself), and each supporting performer was more absurd and hilarious than the next (where has Rosie Perez been since she helped to make me weep and my break my romance movie at an all-female viewing of "Untamed Heart"?). the fun cuts from scene to scene looked like something i would have hoped to make on my macbook and made me feel better about the fact that last night seth rogen urged one and all to drop out of school to make the screenplays we write when we're stoned a reality.

now i realize i can use the extra time at film school to learn editing, and so could my darling seth (it dragged in places but i did just sit through twelve hours of the dark knight so my tolerance is high in that respect). on the scale of City Lights at 10 fat blunts and the racially-aware piece of self-indulgent shit Crash at NO FAT BLUNTS, i give pineapple express 8.5 fatties!
now i need to decide if i'm going to sit through this episode of family guy again before my exciting evening social life commences.

(i stole the photo of rosie looking sweet and sassy from white men can't jump from imdb I LOVE PRINT SCREEN)

after months of waiting for pineapple (i hear it makes pussy taste better)

natalie and i are getting baked and seeing this shit TODAY!