wow

so i've decided that if i'm going to compulsive about something (and i'm obviously going to be), it can't be drugs, it can't be drinking, it can't be shopping, it can't be theft, it can't be gambling, it can't be sex (only some of these things have been true, for the record). it's going to have to be

WORLD OF WARCRAFT!

i bought myself a game card and bought the wrath of the lich king expansion. i'm pretty sure i'm going to move to a new server, but Pooemelon is once more. honestly, it makes ME happy, and as morgan said, why not?

( i won't let her forget it)

glasses and zuckerman

megan fox, the hottest bitch alive, used to be in love with a hot badass stripper!
i feel bored. it means it's an andrea zuckerman kinda day!

which means i found glasses with no lenses and accidentally fooled almost all my main hoes (morgan, claire, marco, adam) into thinking i wore them for real. they even complimented me!
i think the glasses are a winner.
anyway we watched the new 90210 and found out dylan is kelly's baby daddy. i didn't like that because i ship for brenda and dylan. i hate bitches who steal their friends boyfriends. die kelly taylor! brenda looks sooooo much better anyway, kelly is fattish and has bad hair. looooook i put on makeup!

big gay crush of the day AND OTHER SHIT

my big gay crush of the day is the hot piece who plays "silver" on the new 90210. her eyes are hypnotizing me. i could never have a crush on shenae because she is my darceadoo on degrassi and she's a hot MESS! i'm glad of her success, but jessica stroup is the important one. i like the drug addict popular girl with the bangs, but jessica is the one i want to love me longtime!

UPDATE: she is also on the beginning of trueblood, the AMAZING new vampire show from hbo. morgan and i watched the first episode. i love anna paquin, her saucy black friend, her murderous brother, her pice old granny, and of course the dead sexy vamp! A+ motherfuckers!
and yeah, HBO is back, with new episodes of my favorite piece of self-indulgent liberal crap, REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER! YES!

amy amy amy! no no noooooooo

ok i don't believe in weed overdoses, but one of amy's friends spoke out to the press recently about her supposedly having one after smoking for 36 hours straight. ummm, wouldn't it more likely be related to being up for 36 hours straight and ALL THE OTHER DRUGS SHE DOES? fucking dumbass. anyway, as you may or may not know i fucking adore amy's music, her look, her essence. i love amy winehouse, and i'm very afraid she is going to die. this is the distressing stuff:
"The 'friend' shed some light on Crackhouse's crystal meth binges and said that a 36-HOUR pot marathon is what dealt the final blow to her brain. We know many people don't believe there's such a thing as pot overdosing, but UK medics have said Wino WAS likely damaged by a cannabis overdose and that explains her display of symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.
Her first overdose in August 2007 was reportedly from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth. Afterward, she was supposedly advised to see a psychiatrist after "displaying “multiple personality traits” that made her a suicide risk." Overdose number two came in July this year when she supposedly smoked an “inhuman” amount of hash that left her vomiting uncontrollably and hallucinating."

from perez.
AMY: CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND DON'T DIE. wouldn't that just be topper to a two year streak of dying friends and family (the count is eight now i believe).then of course all the other dead artists: george carlin, heath ledger, isaac hayes.
ooo ok i just saw the new preview for this season of desperate housewives (aka despote) it made me happy. just cause i'm upset about amy doesn't mean i'm in a shitty mood, although i spent hours puking this morning. i was pretty drunk when i got to vassar last night, and i then proceeded to lead my team to failure in flipcup, although i was the fastest person to do my initial flip which was how i got to be team captain. i think it was the first time i've ever been team captain of anything hahaha. i had to bounce from the townhouses at 6 am because i was going to puke everywhere. i had to open the car door on the way back and vom on the road, then i puked my way through a little sleep, some csi, and finally came 90210 to marathon on my screen and make my tummy better. in an hour and a half morgan and ilena and i will be watching the gossip girl premiere, so i won't be liveblogging it but you can expect a review and all the spoilers. i'll also be watching the new 90210 premiere tomorrow with a bunch of people, maybe over at vassar. shit i have other plans tomorrow! hmmmmm. anyway, i leave you with a quote from my friend emily about my activities of late:
"You are hilarious and an inspiration to all"

my big gay crush of the day

is stephen colbert! i love him so

my plan is get famous and go on his show and ask him for a kiss

i like him too much to mess up his marriage, but a kiss would just be great

he's hilarious and just such a perfect character actor

i'd love to see him in more films

check him out in strangers with candy, starring alongside the exquisitely funny amy sedaris

tonight stephen colbert looks at medical marijuana, delving

"into this seedy, stemmy underworld to find the blunt truth. they filed this report, after eating a bag of cheetos and watching princess mononoke"

it was entertaining.
supposedly maryland has legalized medicinal marijuana?
morgan! pretend to be sick!

pineapple express on reelcomedy on comedy central

this is worth watching. i'm trying to find it online, hopefully i'll have it for ya for tomorrow when two titans of fabulous womanhood interface. yes. my friend morgan is finally coming down to meet my friend natalie! yay.

an american in paris

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p. hil for president
the official candidate of my friend morgan.

and other hot bitches nationwide

(for the record i am gay for obama, i just like a little cheesy paree before bed)