ok there are a lot of things i need to write about
the first thing is this clip from the soup of two little boys mooing on the bonnie hunt showi searched google for this shit and it asks me "did you mean little boys mooning?"
for once, the answer was no
i just tried this line out on my friends and they didn't instantly react.
we're all kinda high and drunk and watching the soup
anyway the boys moo at each other, slowly locking eyes and beginning a slow smile, and i believe we witnessed the moment that the pair of them fell in love.
anyway apparently this clip is not online yet
so i'm obviously down in the va
we watched i love money
then curb your enthusiasm, one of my favorite episodes, "the smoking jacket"
ok i'm feeling inspired to be more jewish and i am craving charoset and fucking LATKES!
i'm like the jewish dlisted
i wish
anyway this is the hilarious curb where rob corddry plays the sex offender who comes to seder, which is part of the passover desire
it is emily's 21st in just a bit, and we will make it fun!
ok i need to end this post because i am too goooooooood to do otherwise
Showing posts with label my friend emily. Show all posts
Showing posts with label my friend emily. Show all posts
Friday, September 19, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
toby and jacob go to a big drunk concert
so as the title suggests my good friend jacob and i went to the soco music experience concert this weekend
we got there in the afternoon, i was afraid he wasn't going to be able to get in due to his fake id
it was actually super easy, and we soon decided we needed to get much more drunk for this experience
we got some vodka at the store (of course i got a hard time because my id has me pissed off as shit after 24 hours awake and 3 at the dmv... and o yeah, with long blonde hair) and drank it very quick in the parking lot
then they sold us beer at the show for like $5 a cup, which i of course decided to steal from people we didn't know because yeah right, we are college/high school students with no fucking money and theft is hilarious when it happens to people you don't know
there was a fun ska band, one band who we met the lead singer of (i think he thought we both were cute. i understand) and then finally justice came on
(i had to explain to my friend adam who the jonas brothers were today, and i told him that justice looked like him with more facial hair, and the other looked like the sexy jonas brother. apparently morgan and i have different opinions on who the sexy jonas brother is. i think it's the older one who's dating taylor swift, and morgan thinks it's nick jonas, who is a teenager. who's the sex criminal now???)
they were a ton of fun and we danced like crazy.
we also lost my car key.
so jacob and i were the last people to leave the concert at around 1:30 am. triple a drove us home finally and dropped my car outside. this was fucking horrible though. have you ever lost your keys two hours from home? better hope you're a aaa advance member! they will tow your ass 100 miles!
anyway it's a tuesday, no class til 3 pm tomorrow.
hey, apparently the one i like is JOE JONAS. and perez likes him too. ok he's 19 so he is a teenager but MORGAN LIKES THE YOUNGER ONE!
ahhh tuesday night margaritas during 90210. what a fun time.
if i cared about my audience i'd stop now...
but i don't!
ok my presence was just requested in virginia.
i have to do it folks!
it's emily's 21st birthday!!!
i can give up some weekend at vassar for natalie and emily, and i shall.
we got there in the afternoon, i was afraid he wasn't going to be able to get in due to his fake id
it was actually super easy, and we soon decided we needed to get much more drunk for this experience
we got some vodka at the store (of course i got a hard time because my id has me pissed off as shit after 24 hours awake and 3 at the dmv... and o yeah, with long blonde hair) and drank it very quick in the parking lot
then they sold us beer at the show for like $5 a cup, which i of course decided to steal from people we didn't know because yeah right, we are college/high school students with no fucking money and theft is hilarious when it happens to people you don't know
there was a fun ska band, one band who we met the lead singer of (i think he thought we both were cute. i understand) and then finally justice came on
(i had to explain to my friend adam who the jonas brothers were today, and i told him that justice looked like him with more facial hair, and the other looked like the sexy jonas brother. apparently morgan and i have different opinions on who the sexy jonas brother is. i think it's the older one who's dating taylor swift, and morgan thinks it's nick jonas, who is a teenager. who's the sex criminal now???)
they were a ton of fun and we danced like crazy.
we also lost my car key.
so jacob and i were the last people to leave the concert at around 1:30 am. triple a drove us home finally and dropped my car outside. this was fucking horrible though. have you ever lost your keys two hours from home? better hope you're a aaa advance member! they will tow your ass 100 miles!
anyway it's a tuesday, no class til 3 pm tomorrow.
hey, apparently the one i like is JOE JONAS. and perez likes him too. ok he's 19 so he is a teenager but MORGAN LIKES THE YOUNGER ONE!
ahhh tuesday night margaritas during 90210. what a fun time.
if i cared about my audience i'd stop now...
but i don't!
ok my presence was just requested in virginia.
i have to do it folks!
it's emily's 21st birthday!!!
i can give up some weekend at vassar for natalie and emily, and i shall.
Monday, September 1, 2008
amy amy amy! no no noooooooo
ok i don't believe in weed overdoses, but one of amy's friends spoke out to the press recently about her supposedly having one after smoking for 36 hours straight. ummm, wouldn't it more likely be related to being up for 36 hours straight and ALL THE OTHER DRUGS SHE DOES? fucking dumbass. anyway, as you may or may not know i fucking adore amy's music, her look, her essence. i love amy winehouse, and i'm very afraid she is going to die. this is the distressing stuff:
"The 'friend' shed some light on Crackhouse's crystal meth binges and said that a 36-HOUR pot marathon is what dealt the final blow to her brain. We know many people don't believe there's such a thing as pot overdosing, but UK medics have said Wino WAS likely damaged by a cannabis overdose and that explains her display of symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.
Her first overdose in August 2007 was reportedly from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth. Afterward, she was supposedly advised to see a psychiatrist after "displaying “multiple personality traits” that made her a suicide risk." Overdose number two came in July this year when she supposedly smoked an “inhuman” amount of hash that left her vomiting uncontrollably and hallucinating."
from perez.
AMY: CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND DON'T DIE. wouldn't that just be topper to a two year streak of dying friends and family (the count is eight now i believe).then of course all the other dead artists: george carlin, heath ledger, isaac hayes.
ooo ok i just saw the new preview for this season of desperate housewives (aka despote) it made me happy. just cause i'm upset about amy doesn't mean i'm in a shitty mood, although i spent hours puking this morning. i was pretty drunk when i got to vassar last night, and i then proceeded to lead my team to failure in flipcup, although i was the fastest person to do my initial flip which was how i got to be team captain. i think it was the first time i've ever been team captain of anything hahaha. i had to bounce from the townhouses at 6 am because i was going to puke everywhere. i had to open the car door on the way back and vom on the road, then i puked my way through a little sleep, some csi, and finally came 90210 to marathon on my screen and make my tummy better. in an hour and a half morgan and ilena and i will be watching the gossip girl premiere, so i won't be liveblogging it but you can expect a review and all the spoilers. i'll also be watching the new 90210 premiere tomorrow with a bunch of people, maybe over at vassar. shit i have other plans tomorrow! hmmmmm. anyway, i leave you with a quote from my friend emily about my activities of late:
"You are hilarious and an inspiration to all"
"The 'friend' shed some light on Crackhouse's crystal meth binges and said that a 36-HOUR pot marathon is what dealt the final blow to her brain. We know many people don't believe there's such a thing as pot overdosing, but UK medics have said Wino WAS likely damaged by a cannabis overdose and that explains her display of symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.
Her first overdose in August 2007 was reportedly from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth. Afterward, she was supposedly advised to see a psychiatrist after "displaying “multiple personality traits” that made her a suicide risk." Overdose number two came in July this year when she supposedly smoked an “inhuman” amount of hash that left her vomiting uncontrollably and hallucinating."
from perez.
AMY: CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND DON'T DIE. wouldn't that just be topper to a two year streak of dying friends and family (the count is eight now i believe).then of course all the other dead artists: george carlin, heath ledger, isaac hayes.
ooo ok i just saw the new preview for this season of desperate housewives (aka despote) it made me happy. just cause i'm upset about amy doesn't mean i'm in a shitty mood, although i spent hours puking this morning. i was pretty drunk when i got to vassar last night, and i then proceeded to lead my team to failure in flipcup, although i was the fastest person to do my initial flip which was how i got to be team captain. i think it was the first time i've ever been team captain of anything hahaha. i had to bounce from the townhouses at 6 am because i was going to puke everywhere. i had to open the car door on the way back and vom on the road, then i puked my way through a little sleep, some csi, and finally came 90210 to marathon on my screen and make my tummy better. in an hour and a half morgan and ilena and i will be watching the gossip girl premiere, so i won't be liveblogging it but you can expect a review and all the spoilers. i'll also be watching the new 90210 premiere tomorrow with a bunch of people, maybe over at vassar. shit i have other plans tomorrow! hmmmmm. anyway, i leave you with a quote from my friend emily about my activities of late:
"You are hilarious and an inspiration to all"
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
a hot lesbian date
so emily's restaurant couldn't seat us for like half an hour.
i don't know if anyone is familiar with how much i hate waiting for shit at restaurants, but i fucking hate restaurants
so natalie and i bounced to this lovely thai place called "rabieng"
we got a couple of looks, and then, when we ordered, they had me order for us
apparently, it was date night at the restaurant and if one ordered $30 worth of food (pretty fucking easy) the couple of ya would get a free bottle of wine
so i ordered the wine, and when it came the waiter showed it to me, i nodded, he poured a little in my glass for me to taste, i nodded again, and they poured a whole glass for natalie and then me.
then he brought the check to me!
now it's not the fact that he thought we were a gay couple that makes this story hilarious, although at a distance people often mistake me and natalie for each other (she's the full color version and i'm the black and white)
it's the fact that he assumed that we had a bitch and a butch in our relationship, and the fact that if we were in a relationship we might take these roles
but it's pretty interesting to assume that a pair of lesbians have male and female roles in their relationship, and it would in fact piss off most lesbians i know
but kudos to the thai restaurant for being so forward thinking, the thai's craziest thing is the abundance of ladymen back in the home country
so i ordered the wine, and when it came the waiter showed it to me, i nodded, he poured a little in my glass for me to taste, i nodded again, and they poured a whole glass for natalie and then me.
then he brought the check to me!
now it's not the fact that he thought we were a gay couple that makes this story hilarious, although at a distance people often mistake me and natalie for each other (she's the full color version and i'm the black and white)
it's the fact that he assumed that we had a bitch and a butch in our relationship, and the fact that if we were in a relationship we might take these roles
but it's pretty interesting to assume that a pair of lesbians have male and female roles in their relationship, and it would in fact piss off most lesbians i know
but kudos to the thai restaurant for being so forward thinking, the thai's craziest thing is the abundance of ladymen back in the home country
now we're screaming!!!
Monday, August 11, 2008
where is amy???
this is how amy looks in my heart.it's an odd dilemma
i miss seeing my darlin amy winehouse everywhere and knowing what goes on in her day to day life
but when we see her, she's always acting nuts and really fucked up on some bad drugs
don't get me wrong, i'm all for good drugs
but amy is my favorite new artist of the last couple years, as you may or may not know, and i love how much of a hot mess she can be, but i'm afraid she's going to die
my friend emily says she has a bet going on who's going to kick the bucket first, amy or lil wayne
sad. i wrote this way earlier in the day i've got some great stories lets see if i get too stoned to share them tonight
i miss seeing my darlin amy winehouse everywhere and knowing what goes on in her day to day life
but when we see her, she's always acting nuts and really fucked up on some bad drugs
don't get me wrong, i'm all for good drugs
but amy is my favorite new artist of the last couple years, as you may or may not know, and i love how much of a hot mess she can be, but i'm afraid she's going to die
my friend emily says she has a bet going on who's going to kick the bucket first, amy or lil wayne
sad. i wrote this way earlier in the day i've got some great stories lets see if i get too stoned to share them tonight
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