toby and jacob go to a big drunk concert

so as the title suggests my good friend jacob and i went to the soco music experience concert this weekend
we got there in the afternoon, i was afraid he wasn't going to be able to get in due to his fake id
it was actually super easy, and we soon decided we needed to get much more drunk for this experience
we got some vodka at the store (of course i got a hard time because my id has me pissed off as shit after 24 hours awake and 3 at the dmv... and o yeah, with long blonde hair) and drank it very quick in the parking lot
then they sold us beer at the show for like $5 a cup, which i of course decided to steal from people we didn't know because yeah right, we are college/high school students with no fucking money and theft is hilarious when it happens to people you don't know
there was a fun ska band, one band who we met the lead singer of (i think he thought we both were cute. i understand) and then finally justice came on
(i had to explain to my friend adam who the jonas brothers were today, and i told him that justice looked like him with more facial hair, and the other looked like the sexy jonas brother. apparently morgan and i have different opinions on who the sexy jonas brother is. i think it's the older one who's dating taylor swift, and morgan thinks it's nick jonas, who is a teenager. who's the sex criminal now???)
they were a ton of fun and we danced like crazy.
we also lost my car key.
so jacob and i were the last people to leave the concert at around 1:30 am. triple a drove us home finally and dropped my car outside. this was fucking horrible though. have you ever lost your keys two hours from home? better hope you're a aaa advance member! they will tow your ass 100 miles!
anyway it's a tuesday, no class til 3 pm tomorrow.
hey, apparently the one i like is JOE JONAS. and perez likes him too. ok he's 19 so he is a teenager but MORGAN LIKES THE YOUNGER ONE!
ahhh tuesday night margaritas during 90210. what a fun time.
if i cared about my audience i'd stop now...
but i don't!
ok my presence was just requested in virginia.
i have to do it folks!
it's emily's 21st birthday!!!
i can give up some weekend at vassar for natalie and emily, and i shall.

amy amy amy! no no noooooooo

ok i don't believe in weed overdoses, but one of amy's friends spoke out to the press recently about her supposedly having one after smoking for 36 hours straight. ummm, wouldn't it more likely be related to being up for 36 hours straight and ALL THE OTHER DRUGS SHE DOES? fucking dumbass. anyway, as you may or may not know i fucking adore amy's music, her look, her essence. i love amy winehouse, and i'm very afraid she is going to die. this is the distressing stuff:
"The 'friend' shed some light on Crackhouse's crystal meth binges and said that a 36-HOUR pot marathon is what dealt the final blow to her brain. We know many people don't believe there's such a thing as pot overdosing, but UK medics have said Wino WAS likely damaged by a cannabis overdose and that explains her display of symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.
Her first overdose in August 2007 was reportedly from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth. Afterward, she was supposedly advised to see a psychiatrist after "displaying “multiple personality traits” that made her a suicide risk." Overdose number two came in July this year when she supposedly smoked an “inhuman” amount of hash that left her vomiting uncontrollably and hallucinating."

from perez.
AMY: CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND DON'T DIE. wouldn't that just be topper to a two year streak of dying friends and family (the count is eight now i believe).then of course all the other dead artists: george carlin, heath ledger, isaac hayes.
ooo ok i just saw the new preview for this season of desperate housewives (aka despote) it made me happy. just cause i'm upset about amy doesn't mean i'm in a shitty mood, although i spent hours puking this morning. i was pretty drunk when i got to vassar last night, and i then proceeded to lead my team to failure in flipcup, although i was the fastest person to do my initial flip which was how i got to be team captain. i think it was the first time i've ever been team captain of anything hahaha. i had to bounce from the townhouses at 6 am because i was going to puke everywhere. i had to open the car door on the way back and vom on the road, then i puked my way through a little sleep, some csi, and finally came 90210 to marathon on my screen and make my tummy better. in an hour and a half morgan and ilena and i will be watching the gossip girl premiere, so i won't be liveblogging it but you can expect a review and all the spoilers. i'll also be watching the new 90210 premiere tomorrow with a bunch of people, maybe over at vassar. shit i have other plans tomorrow! hmmmmm. anyway, i leave you with a quote from my friend emily about my activities of late:
"You are hilarious and an inspiration to all"

i do love perez. although michael k from dlisted is funnier SORRY

perez on chelsea lately being entertaining

bad john edwards!

ok i usually don't give a shit when i hear about affairs that people have. everyone has affairs (except my parents apparently. they've stuck to that story pretty convincingly). but i think it's super douchey that john edwards was boning some other chick while his wife was sick as shit with cancer, which for her is incurable. i'm a pretty big fan of elizabeth edwards, i think she's a class act and i've read several interviews with her. she campaigned hard for her husband before barack and hillary blew him out of the water, she's a humble and stong woman. so shame on you john edwards! elizabeth, find yourself some young pool boy or something and bone away!
(picture obviously stolen from perezhilton.com)