MY BIG GAY CRUSH OF THE DAY

cloris leachman!

she was fucking hilarious on the comedy central roast of bob saget tonight, and also the butt of such fabulous jokes about her age as "shakespeare did her in the park!" (my personal favorite of the whole evening)

some things i knew:

she's fucking hilarious as frau blucher in young frankenstein, when horses neigh every time her name is uttered, and asks gene wilder if he'd like some "varm milk?"

she's done a lot of shit and won an oscar

some things i didn't know:

she was on mary tyler moore

she's won more emmys than any other actress

she was in butch cassidy and the sundance kid

she's 82!

damn, girl looks better than my 67 year old stepdad!

wayyyy better
but i suppose i'm biased because i don't like my stepdad and i fucking love cloris

anyway, i'd hit it, her vag is practically legendary.

also i went to see the dark knight in imax tonight

and I RODE ON A MOTORCYCLE FOR THE FIRST TIME!

on the way to the theatre i was terrified

but on the way back i got into it and felt like a badass

the movie is just as good the second time, being in the second row didn't change that

imax rules!

BIG GAY CRUSH OF THE DAY

WANDA SYKES!
"i hate all that damn driving, it interferes with my drinking!" she just said on the standup special i'm enjoying on comedy central
i have loved her forever, basically since crank yankers. i have to find the clip.
found it!

she's fucking hilarious on curb your enthusiasm, where she seems to constantly be around when larry david awkwardly interacts with black characters
she's elaine's best friend on the new adventures of old christineand she does the funniest female standup i have ever seen
wanda sykes, please bone me.
you are my BIG GAY CRUSH OF THE DAY!

pineapple express on reelcomedy on comedy central

this is worth watching. i'm trying to find it online, hopefully i'll have it for ya for tomorrow when two titans of fabulous womanhood interface. yes. my friend morgan is finally coming down to meet my friend natalie! yay.