Monday, August 18, 2008

MY BIG GAY CRUSH OF THE DAY



cloris leachman!
she was fucking hilarious on the comedy central roast of bob saget tonight, and also the butt of such fabulous jokes about her age as "shakespeare did her in the park!" (my personal favorite of the whole evening)
some things i knew:
she's fucking hilarious as frau blucher in young frankenstein, when horses neigh every time her name is uttered, and asks gene wilder if he'd like some "varm milk?"
she's done a lot of shit and won an oscar
some things i didn't know:
she was on mary tyler moore
she's won more emmys than any other actress
she was in butch cassidy and the sundance kid
she's 82!
damn, girl looks better than my 67 year old stepdad!
wayyyy better
but i suppose i'm biased because i don't like my stepdad and i fucking love cloris
anyway, i'd hit it, her vag is practically legendary.
also i went to see the dark knight in imax tonight
and I RODE ON A MOTORCYCLE FOR THE FIRST TIME!
on the way to the theatre i was terrified
but on the way back i got into it and felt like a badass
the movie is just as good the second time, being in the second row didn't change that
imax rules!

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