big gay crush of the day AND OTHER SHIT

my big gay crush of the day is the hot piece who plays "silver" on the new 90210. her eyes are hypnotizing me. i could never have a crush on shenae because she is my darceadoo on degrassi and she's a hot MESS! i'm glad of her success, but jessica stroup is the important one. i like the drug addict popular girl with the bangs, but jessica is the one i want to love me longtime!

UPDATE: she is also on the beginning of trueblood, the AMAZING new vampire show from hbo. morgan and i watched the first episode. i love anna paquin, her saucy black friend, her murderous brother, her pice old granny, and of course the dead sexy vamp! A+ motherfuckers!
and yeah, HBO is back, with new episodes of my favorite piece of self-indulgent liberal crap, REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER! YES!

ooo thank heaven!

DAMN
i just finished heavenly creatures, and i can safely say that it is now my second favorite movie, unseating terror firmer from its 7 year stranglehold on number two, just beat out by natural born killers of course (that will NEVER change)
interesting enough, as the true story of natural born killers is one of my favorite murder narratives (all of my favorite movies involve murder: nbk, this one, terror firmer, american psycho, chinatown, unforgiven, etc), and so is the true story of pauline parker and juliet hulme, upon which this film was based.
it was fucking amazing
kate winslet and melanie lynskey (my second favorite character on two and a half men) are perfectly charming and terrifying as a couple of young, infirm girls experiencing their first love, and creating a fantasy world to which they almost entirely retreat
if you know anything about the story, or if you kind of understood the first scene, you know that the lovely young ladies off melanie's mom when she is perceived as the one to blame for the girls' impending separation. the murder scene was literally the most chilling i have ever seen, and the buildup was exquisite
all the diary entries that lynskey narrates with come straight out of pauline parker's actual diaries, giving the film a more personal and terrifying feeling
the scenes with the animated clay figures from pauline and juliet's imaginary land of borovnia are breathtaking. the high drama of the music and the surreal shooting create such a perfect ambiance. this fucking film is perfect.

nightmares!

i had a dream last night that sarah palin declined the nightmare.
fuck that, it was a nightmare!
i also got pretty wastey and saw broken social scene perform outside the ta's at vassar
they have the dumbest name of any band ever but it was still fun
then there was a huge th party and that was fun. unfortunately i lost my phone, but it was fun to see everyone after summer

milk!

this looks fucking great.

the most amazing woman in america

ok, by popular request, here it is

my big gay crush of the week is none other than exquisite vice-presidential nominee, sarah palin!
this hot mess is pretty much the nail in the coffin for good old mccain (like he needs any help that coffin is ready at all times to accept him) and these are the reasons i love her:
bitch looks just like andrea zuckerman, i just want to see her throw herself at jason priestley and his hot beard
she has a little baby with down syndrome (trig) who no one had seen pictures of until she and he were photographed for no less than FOUR celebrity weekly covers this week
everyone thought this baby was actually born to her 17 year old daughter, bristol, until they went public this week with the fact that brissy is pregnant NOW, knocked up by a cute redneck hockey player from her high school. supposedly the kids are to be wed. palin is adamantly against sex education in schools. oops!
she used to be involved with the alaskan independent party, one of the major tenets of which is that alaska should be allowed to secede from the union!
she has zero foreign policy experience and has been to a grand total of three foreign countries
she loves the outdoors because it provides her with her favorite hobbies: hunting, fishing, and snowmobiling
she was mayor of a town with less than 9,000 people before becoming governor of one of the least populated states in the union. she's been governor for a year and a half (and obama is inexperienced?)
it's so charming how all the republican talking heads have established these double standards for her
i must take a shower and shit but you know i will update this shit later
unqualified and out of control! sarah palin, you girl gone wild (and andrea zuckerman clone), you are my big gay crush of the week!

(funny poster stolen with love from perez)

america's next top model!!!

marjorie is my initial favorite, an awkward cutie from france, but i do love the asian girl from harlem, and, of course, isis, the pre-op tranny
she has a penis!
niiiice
there always has to be someone for the other girls to be offensive to
heather, the girl with asbergers, was one of my favorites ever
the first hour was fun and super cheesy, now they're doing a voting themed photo shoot
whitney is such a great covergirl i'm so glad she won even if it was planned
oo elina is good too, pale with dark hair and dark eyes
ew the girls are being rude to isis during her shoot
ooo analeigh is a beauty i like her too
damn isis' photo is fucking fierce! it's creative, i think she should win the shoot
aww ok marjorie won that's fine with me
i watched the new 90210
they didn't follow through with a lot of plot stuff and the music sounded like a nonstop itunes commercial but i liked it and of course i love shenae so cooool

amy amy amy! no no noooooooo

ok i don't believe in weed overdoses, but one of amy's friends spoke out to the press recently about her supposedly having one after smoking for 36 hours straight. ummm, wouldn't it more likely be related to being up for 36 hours straight and ALL THE OTHER DRUGS SHE DOES? fucking dumbass. anyway, as you may or may not know i fucking adore amy's music, her look, her essence. i love amy winehouse, and i'm very afraid she is going to die. this is the distressing stuff:
"The 'friend' shed some light on Crackhouse's crystal meth binges and said that a 36-HOUR pot marathon is what dealt the final blow to her brain. We know many people don't believe there's such a thing as pot overdosing, but UK medics have said Wino WAS likely damaged by a cannabis overdose and that explains her display of symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.
Her first overdose in August 2007 was reportedly from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth. Afterward, she was supposedly advised to see a psychiatrist after "displaying “multiple personality traits” that made her a suicide risk." Overdose number two came in July this year when she supposedly smoked an “inhuman” amount of hash that left her vomiting uncontrollably and hallucinating."

from perez.
AMY: CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND DON'T DIE. wouldn't that just be topper to a two year streak of dying friends and family (the count is eight now i believe).then of course all the other dead artists: george carlin, heath ledger, isaac hayes.
ooo ok i just saw the new preview for this season of desperate housewives (aka despote) it made me happy. just cause i'm upset about amy doesn't mean i'm in a shitty mood, although i spent hours puking this morning. i was pretty drunk when i got to vassar last night, and i then proceeded to lead my team to failure in flipcup, although i was the fastest person to do my initial flip which was how i got to be team captain. i think it was the first time i've ever been team captain of anything hahaha. i had to bounce from the townhouses at 6 am because i was going to puke everywhere. i had to open the car door on the way back and vom on the road, then i puked my way through a little sleep, some csi, and finally came 90210 to marathon on my screen and make my tummy better. in an hour and a half morgan and ilena and i will be watching the gossip girl premiere, so i won't be liveblogging it but you can expect a review and all the spoilers. i'll also be watching the new 90210 premiere tomorrow with a bunch of people, maybe over at vassar. shit i have other plans tomorrow! hmmmmm. anyway, i leave you with a quote from my friend emily about my activities of late:
"You are hilarious and an inspiration to all"