ok spore is fun as fuck. i think i may start another civilization just for fun. the galactic stage does give me some anxiety because of my fear of the infinity of space, but honestly i think it's helping me work through my issues.
i wanted to tell you all that i am a slave for vanessa hudgens song "sneakernight"
i like that bitch because she's a sexual being and a whore and she don't give a shit
disney be damned!
i don't like miley because her smile is too big and she should just embrace her whorishness. she is a hot young babe who wants to bone her older boyfriend and take sexy pictures. hell, i was doing wayyy worse at fifteen! just beeeeee it milehhh
whoa the girl on this "parental control" looks like brunette steve. that is soo weird.
i had a dream last night where i was desperate about shit and god it was unattractive. i strive to give less than half a shit.
i do love the gay dude who was like "i want someone just like my stepdad, but gay". his stepdad was quite a silver fox. i am a fan of the silver fox, though that won't end up on my facebook like "pale, thin boys with longish wavy brown hair"
this entry was written last night.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
yo ho ho and a bottle of 1987 champagne
ok there are a lot of things i need to write about
the first thing is this clip from the soup of two little boys mooing on the bonnie hunt showi searched google for this shit and it asks me "did you mean little boys mooning?"
for once, the answer was no
i just tried this line out on my friends and they didn't instantly react.
we're all kinda high and drunk and watching the soup
anyway the boys moo at each other, slowly locking eyes and beginning a slow smile, and i believe we witnessed the moment that the pair of them fell in love.
anyway apparently this clip is not online yet
so i'm obviously down in the va
we watched i love money
then curb your enthusiasm, one of my favorite episodes, "the smoking jacket"
ok i'm feeling inspired to be more jewish and i am craving charoset and fucking LATKES!
i'm like the jewish dlisted
i wish
anyway this is the hilarious curb where rob corddry plays the sex offender who comes to seder, which is part of the passover desire
it is emily's 21st in just a bit, and we will make it fun!
ok i need to end this post because i am too goooooooood to do otherwise
the first thing is this clip from the soup of two little boys mooing on the bonnie hunt showi searched google for this shit and it asks me "did you mean little boys mooning?"
for once, the answer was no
i just tried this line out on my friends and they didn't instantly react.
we're all kinda high and drunk and watching the soup
anyway the boys moo at each other, slowly locking eyes and beginning a slow smile, and i believe we witnessed the moment that the pair of them fell in love.
anyway apparently this clip is not online yet
so i'm obviously down in the va
we watched i love money
then curb your enthusiasm, one of my favorite episodes, "the smoking jacket"
ok i'm feeling inspired to be more jewish and i am craving charoset and fucking LATKES!
i'm like the jewish dlisted
i wish
anyway this is the hilarious curb where rob corddry plays the sex offender who comes to seder, which is part of the passover desire
it is emily's 21st in just a bit, and we will make it fun!
ok i need to end this post because i am too goooooooood to do otherwise
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
when i'm a big girl!
when i grow up i want to be like chris meloni
i want to be on some show like law and order:svu where i don't have to think so much, i just have to be badass, and do fun comedy and low-budget movies like wet hot american summer and harold and kumar.
love you christopha!
samantha bee sings "send in the cash" to the tune of... well obviously, "send in the clowns"
o god rob riggle, and john oliver joining in with other streisand tunes. this was fucking hilarious.
wyatt cenac doing lil wayne. it was all a win. time for another tequila shot!
anyway so obviously it was tv date night with me and my friend morgan, which means AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL and PROJECT RUNWAY!
my favorite models on antm continued to pwn, the kinda gothy girl, elina, got wild red curls, and isis (the tranny) got long flowing locks. britney, very pretty but not too interesting, was the one to leave.
on project runway they had to design an outfit for recent college grads, approved of by their moms. my personal favorite was the mini-kenley (she even wore a feather hairclip and laughed at another contestants expense with the divine miss k), but i'm glad jerrel won, his outfit and the makeover for his cute little lesbian androgyne were beautiful. i think the final three should be kenley, jerrel and leanne
korto is boring, she does the same shit over and over again and her outfit this week was totally lame and unflattering. suede is good but not winner material, plus he speaks in third person. and, thank the powers that be that joe went home
ooo charlize theron is on the daily show and she is one good interview
ok, this blindness movie could actually be cool.
they released a new commercial for it and it looks pretty hot
ok i did a late night makeup and photo shoot, here's the best one
i want to be on some show like law and order:svu where i don't have to think so much, i just have to be badass, and do fun comedy and low-budget movies like wet hot american summer and harold and kumar.
love you christopha!
samantha bee sings "send in the cash" to the tune of... well obviously, "send in the clowns"
o god rob riggle, and john oliver joining in with other streisand tunes. this was fucking hilarious.
wyatt cenac doing lil wayne. it was all a win. time for another tequila shot!
anyway so obviously it was tv date night with me and my friend morgan, which means AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL and PROJECT RUNWAY!
my favorite models on antm continued to pwn, the kinda gothy girl, elina, got wild red curls, and isis (the tranny) got long flowing locks. britney, very pretty but not too interesting, was the one to leave.
on project runway they had to design an outfit for recent college grads, approved of by their moms. my personal favorite was the mini-kenley (she even wore a feather hairclip and laughed at another contestants expense with the divine miss k), but i'm glad jerrel won, his outfit and the makeover for his cute little lesbian androgyne were beautiful. i think the final three should be kenley, jerrel and leanne
korto is boring, she does the same shit over and over again and her outfit this week was totally lame and unflattering. suede is good but not winner material, plus he speaks in third person. and, thank the powers that be that joe went home
ooo charlize theron is on the daily show and she is one good interview
ok, this blindness movie could actually be cool.
they released a new commercial for it and it looks pretty hot
ok i did a late night makeup and photo shoot, here's the best one
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
brit!
awww i just saw brit accept some vmas and she looked FIERCE!
fuck yeah!
looking hot is the best revenge and she looks lovely
leave britney ALONE because she looks like a million bucks
and media, stop portraying borderline personality as serious craziness, we can handle our shit if we realize our problems
LOVE YOU OTHER BORDERLINE SUFFERERS!
so here is the lovely spears:
toby and jacob go to a big drunk concert
so as the title suggests my good friend jacob and i went to the soco music experience concert this weekend
we got there in the afternoon, i was afraid he wasn't going to be able to get in due to his fake id
it was actually super easy, and we soon decided we needed to get much more drunk for this experience
we got some vodka at the store (of course i got a hard time because my id has me pissed off as shit after 24 hours awake and 3 at the dmv... and o yeah, with long blonde hair) and drank it very quick in the parking lot
then they sold us beer at the show for like $5 a cup, which i of course decided to steal from people we didn't know because yeah right, we are college/high school students with no fucking money and theft is hilarious when it happens to people you don't know
there was a fun ska band, one band who we met the lead singer of (i think he thought we both were cute. i understand) and then finally justice came on
(i had to explain to my friend adam who the jonas brothers were today, and i told him that justice looked like him with more facial hair, and the other looked like the sexy jonas brother. apparently morgan and i have different opinions on who the sexy jonas brother is. i think it's the older one who's dating taylor swift, and morgan thinks it's nick jonas, who is a teenager. who's the sex criminal now???)
they were a ton of fun and we danced like crazy.
we also lost my car key.
so jacob and i were the last people to leave the concert at around 1:30 am. triple a drove us home finally and dropped my car outside. this was fucking horrible though. have you ever lost your keys two hours from home? better hope you're a aaa advance member! they will tow your ass 100 miles!
anyway it's a tuesday, no class til 3 pm tomorrow.
hey, apparently the one i like is JOE JONAS. and perez likes him too. ok he's 19 so he is a teenager but MORGAN LIKES THE YOUNGER ONE!
ahhh tuesday night margaritas during 90210. what a fun time.
if i cared about my audience i'd stop now...
but i don't!
ok my presence was just requested in virginia.
i have to do it folks!
it's emily's 21st birthday!!!
i can give up some weekend at vassar for natalie and emily, and i shall.
we got there in the afternoon, i was afraid he wasn't going to be able to get in due to his fake id
it was actually super easy, and we soon decided we needed to get much more drunk for this experience
we got some vodka at the store (of course i got a hard time because my id has me pissed off as shit after 24 hours awake and 3 at the dmv... and o yeah, with long blonde hair) and drank it very quick in the parking lot
then they sold us beer at the show for like $5 a cup, which i of course decided to steal from people we didn't know because yeah right, we are college/high school students with no fucking money and theft is hilarious when it happens to people you don't know
there was a fun ska band, one band who we met the lead singer of (i think he thought we both were cute. i understand) and then finally justice came on
(i had to explain to my friend adam who the jonas brothers were today, and i told him that justice looked like him with more facial hair, and the other looked like the sexy jonas brother. apparently morgan and i have different opinions on who the sexy jonas brother is. i think it's the older one who's dating taylor swift, and morgan thinks it's nick jonas, who is a teenager. who's the sex criminal now???)
they were a ton of fun and we danced like crazy.
we also lost my car key.
so jacob and i were the last people to leave the concert at around 1:30 am. triple a drove us home finally and dropped my car outside. this was fucking horrible though. have you ever lost your keys two hours from home? better hope you're a aaa advance member! they will tow your ass 100 miles!
anyway it's a tuesday, no class til 3 pm tomorrow.
hey, apparently the one i like is JOE JONAS. and perez likes him too. ok he's 19 so he is a teenager but MORGAN LIKES THE YOUNGER ONE!
ahhh tuesday night margaritas during 90210. what a fun time.
if i cared about my audience i'd stop now...
but i don't!
ok my presence was just requested in virginia.
i have to do it folks!
it's emily's 21st birthday!!!
i can give up some weekend at vassar for natalie and emily, and i shall.
glasses and zuckerman
megan fox, the hottest bitch alive, used to be in love with a hot badass stripper!
i feel bored. it means it's an andrea zuckerman kinda day!
which means i found glasses with no lenses and accidentally fooled almost all my main hoes (morgan, claire, marco, adam) into thinking i wore them for real. they even complimented me!
i think the glasses are a winner.
anyway we watched the new 90210 and found out dylan is kelly's baby daddy. i didn't like that because i ship for brenda and dylan. i hate bitches who steal their friends boyfriends. die kelly taylor! brenda looks sooooo much better anyway, kelly is fattish and has bad hair. looooook i put on makeup!
i feel bored. it means it's an andrea zuckerman kinda day!
which means i found glasses with no lenses and accidentally fooled almost all my main hoes (morgan, claire, marco, adam) into thinking i wore them for real. they even complimented me!
i think the glasses are a winner.
anyway we watched the new 90210 and found out dylan is kelly's baby daddy. i didn't like that because i ship for brenda and dylan. i hate bitches who steal their friends boyfriends. die kelly taylor! brenda looks sooooo much better anyway, kelly is fattish and has bad hair. looooook i put on makeup!
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