Wednesday, October 8, 2008
booth!
this is the funniest post iwatchstuff has ever written, his ideas for the new showtime series about john wilkes booth and his brothers starring kevin bacon.
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fuck yes
THE FAT BLUNT RATING SYSTEM
- Be Kind Rewind: 8 fatties. Best tearful redemptive moment.
- Doubt: 9 fatties. Best lead actors (Meryl, Philip Seymour-Hoffman, Amy Adams)
- Harold and Kumar Escape from Gitmo: 6.5 fatties. Best cameo from Christopher Meloni
- Indiana Jones and the FUCKING ALIENS: 5 fatties. Best at jumping the shark multiple times.
- Pineapple Express: 8.5 fatties. Best idea for a joint!
- Religulous: 6 fatties. Best showcasing of Bill Maher's ego.
- Slumdog Millionaire: 9.5 fatties. Best of 2009!
- The Dark Knight: 9 fatties. Best performance by a supporting actor (Heath Ledger as The Joker)
- The Incredible Hulk: 6.5 fatties. Best tampon in place of leading actress. O wait, was that Liv Tyler? I guess she's a person.
- The Rocker: 6 fatties. Best use of Rainn Wilson.
- The Sex and the City Movie: 3.5 fatties. Best reference to Poughkeepsie and poop.
- Tropic Thunder: 8.75 fatties. Funniest satire, best use of RDJ!
- Wanted: 7.5 fatties. Best ending moment.
movies i better see soon... OR ELSE
About Me
- tobes the wonder dog
- i'm just a spoiled, never-leaving-college bitch who thinks my opinions on entertainment matter more than other people's. i'm probably right.
that's some good shit
- dlisted - the funniest gossip blog online
- favorite movie blog in the world... EVER
- site made for douchey vassar women like myself
- the original self-promoting bitch queen of media reportage/suspect rumors
- the stranger has a better group blog than any of my home papers
- why do i care so much about rotten tomato ratings?
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