liveblogging the golden globes

so there's a lot of shit about fashion and all that stuff
i miss angelina's gothy punky lesbianish days. i understand that she's grown up and that's nice for her but man she was a badass
here we go: top five movie stoners!
5: mcconoghee in dazed and confused
4: brad on the couch in true romance
3: smokey from friday!
2: sean penn as spicoli in fast times as ridgemont high
1: the big lebowski. it's soooo weird how much old lebowski looks like patrick's dad.

hey, if tom cruise wins for his cameo in tropic thunder i'll puke. i may anyway god dammit i'm so sick. i have to go back to the bathroom literally every 15 minutes. i was considering going to a movie but that's just not going to work out. why is this weed so dry and crappy? it would be a different sick day with better weed. still awful, but easier.

i'm going to make a list of actresses i love and hate for kicks.

LOVE:
madeline kahn
kate hepburn
vivien leigh
kate winslet
cate blanchett
meryl streep
rosario dawson
melanie lynskey
chloe sevigny
tina fey
shirley maclaine
saint angelina
edie falco
amy sedaris
zhang ziyi
judi dench

HATE:
kate hudson
julia roberts
nicole kidman
sandra bullock

omg!!! the reader has kate winslet as a cougar! a hot nazi cougar! if you hadn't realized i can't resist anything involving cougars (my own life included), and when of my big three (kate, cate and meryl) does it up, hell yes, ie. cate in notes on a scandal.

the fellas:

LOVE:
CHRISTOPHER MELONI
robert downey jr.
philip seymour hoffman
marlon brando
jack lemmon
christian bale
edward norton
patrick wilson
samuel l. jackson
clint eastwood
alfred molina
ian mckellan
masi oka
charlie chaplin
tom waits
kyle machlachlan
william h. macy (and the pair of them, fillman h. muffman)
kevin spacey
javier bardem
jake epstein
angus t. jones (for serious.)

HATE:
tom cruise (except tropic thunder)
john travolta
mcconoghee (except tropic thunder)

AMBIVALENT:
leo dicaprio. he plays a seriously flawed character beautifully but bores me to tears as a normal guy. also he needs to work much more closely with his accent coaches because half the time he forgets where he came from.

ok jonathan rhys-meyers is stoned as shit.

NO! ONE OF THE LEADS OF HEROES IS LEAVING! i hope it's hayden hahaha she's so obnoxious. as long as it's not masi oka i'll be fine.

aw the slumdog millionaire people are so charming. if i feel well enough tomorrow i'm definitely going to see it.

ok hello again. i forgot how good spielberg's movies used to be! schindler's list and et and close encounters! indiana jones, private ryan, minority report! and those john williams scores, so soaring and inspiring.
god i love the movies. scorcese in his hipster glasses presenting the cecil b. demille award and everyone crying and applauding. ahhh i love this shit

o my god, i thought it was all rumors about salma hayek and pene cruz being lezzy on each other but lord, did you see the moment they had when salma did her bit about the movie??? beautiful. can they please add me to the picture?

well more happened but apparently i didn't write about it.