Thursday, August 14, 2008

MY BIG GAY CRUSH OF THE DAY



nastia liukin!
she is currently in second place in the all-around women's gymnastics final, and she's got hips and boobs under her shiny pink leotard!
she also has that undeniably ugly yet oh so attractive hipster-bump with her bangs (i mean so does sean johnson but she's one stocky little thing)
o wow these gals just won first and second place, nastia in first obviously, only gold caliber bitches for me
fuck that, platinum!
her performance in the final floor challenge was beautiful, i pity anyone
anyway she just sent out her first text message from china, apparently, clearly to me
her parents were Soviet champion gymnasts so she's the product of eugenics
we can roleplay wwII scenarios in the bedroom
these posts are just getting worse and worse aren't they
anyway, anastasia liukin, you can text me anytime, because you're MY BIG GAY CRUSH OF THE DAY!

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