QUITE A NIGHT & nick and nora's infinite hipster douchiness

we saw quite a few previews tonight before pineapple express
watchmen was not one of them, to the great disappoinment of the fanboy/girls among us
one, however, left all of us feeling hipster-raped
"nick and nora's infinite playlist"

first off, i hate kat dennings
she's one of those actresses whose career i should be having
if you have met me you may understand, but i want to do her gothy angst thing onscreen before i get too old
and then, the music, the michael cera, the car
at the beginning of the trailer i said "is this a sequel to juno?"
and upon learning the title, one of my friends said "they may as well have called it 'our iphone 3gs'"
that was funny
it was funnier because my friend and i smoked a joint in the bathroom at the regal cinemas before the film, and when the security dude came through the theatre with his extendable red lightsaber thingy (there's a similar mechanism in my dad's basement, where i am broadcasting from if you hadn't gotten that yet) we were both terrified.
he just told some bitches to turn their phones off
and some dumb teenager brought her baby to the theatre, and you better believe it was old enough to cry, but when it stopped crying it started quoting the movie!
all the teenagers with the teen mom (there were like six) were having full blown conversations til my big latina friend was like "shut the fuck up!"
it was pretty funny, that was when the baby stopped crying
but yeah, the baby started repeating things from the movie, and the teenybopper squad started laughing! that kid is going to be like "fuck the police, i'm gonna tear that ass up" next time teenmom sees her parents and they're not going to be pleased.
then after the movie this crazy cool black lady followed us telling us about crooked cops and how that was the funniest movie she'd ever seen.
she also talked a lot about how lesbians wanted her ass and how she loved the d.
i said "don't we all"
we laughed a ton with her, and when we finally got out of the mall (it wasn't looking good there for a minute) she said we should all get together and laugh again, and who should we see, but the teenmom and her bitches! we laughed at them, and then continued home, in one of my friends terrifyingly huge truck
some teeny car stopped in the road in front of us and i was sure the truck was going to eat the little car
one of my friends screamed, it felt like we were in... a stoner action film!
see pineapple express, even funnier the second time!
anyway it was quite a night, that's for sure.